May 2013
mysweetjawn:
nosdrinker:
there’s literally no difference
“You’ll meet her. She’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many...”
– Pan’s Labryrinth (via sadexistences)
stagling:
i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways
wikatiepedia:
crimsoncamellianeko:
forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:
wikatiepedia:
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
deathbycas:
things we need on tumblr
a notification when someone responds to an ask
no post limit
a ‘sent’ folder
urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted
a blocking option
things we dont need on tumblr
every update tumblr has ever made ever
wartortles:
do u even yawn so hard u can feel ur soul leaving ur body
keatchi:
itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:
h4te:
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
parscilla:
instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself
upgraders:
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
bigtimejessemacbelieber:
so i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS
“I have made you and I will carry you; I will sustain you and I will rescue you.”
– Isaiah 46:4 (via theriverjordyn)
The Lion's Song: gospelofthekingdom: “We could not... →
gospelofthekingdom:
“We could not find one instance where Jesus waffles on nonviolence. He never says, “However, if your enemies are particularly vile, kill them all.” He does not offer a set of conditions to justify warfare. He commands universal, nonviolent love. He goes even further in…
90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist
anglosexual:
misandryinhaiku:
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
pau1y:
Instead of doing that, we could:
not do that
heychessikuh:
basedgodniall:
when you spell restaurant right on the first try
LOOK AT HOW MANY NOTES THERE ARE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Listen
sorryforpartybarackin:
vriska-serkitty:
sorryforpartybarackin:
shoutout to every girl ever for being hot as h*ck and making me hate myself
did u just censor e in the word heck
You’re d*rn right I did I’m trying to get into Heaven
monilip:
dont-stop-runninggg:
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
